Tuesday, October 30, 2007

i love big buts

So i have gained a fair amount of weight in the last half year.  I would actually say i weigh the most i have weighed in like 6 years! BUT it has all gone to my tits and ass.... seriously.  I have no ass whatsoever.... right now i feel like jlo.  I was getting in the shower and caught a glimpse of my ass in the mirror.... and was like whhhhat the fuck is that.... sadly tomorrow i am done with shitty food and procrastinating my working out, but i do know what it is like to have an ass... but hopefully it will go and take my tits with it.
Heather, i need to show you how large my ass is, you wouldn't even believe it unless you saw it in the flesh.  I feel pretty sexy in a fatty sort of way.
its huge.

So i got a new laptop recently.  My old one is sort of on its last legs, and it has its good and bad days.  So what I have done is this.  I use my old laptop as a 'games' computer, i use it for msn, facebook, myspace, just doing nothing on the internet.  My new computer is just for school work.  I'll tell you something, this has seriously cut my procrastination in half.  It is the best system i have ever had.  It might seem excessive, but its all i got.  Hopefully, this makes me pass the year.

fin.

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