i love big buts

So i have gained a fair amount of weight in the last half year.  I would actually say i weigh the most i have weighed in like 6 years! BUT it has all gone to my tits and ass.... seriously.  I have no ass whatsoever.... right now i feel like jlo.  I was getting in the shower and caught a glimpse of my ass in the mirror.... and was like whhhhat the fuck is that.... sadly tomorrow i am done with shitty food and procrastinating my working out, but i do know what it is like to have an ass... but hopefully it will go and take my tits with it.

Heather, i need to show you how large my ass is, you wouldn't even believe it unless you saw it in the flesh.  I feel pretty sexy in a fatty sort of way.

its huge.

So i got a new laptop recently.  My old one is sort of on its last legs, and it has its good and bad days.  So what I have done is this.  I use my old laptop as a 'games' computer, i use it for msn, facebook, myspace, just doing nothing on the internet.  My new computer is just for school work.  I'll tell you something, this has seriously cut my procrastination in half.  It is the best system i have ever had.  It might seem excessive, but its all i got.  Hopefully, this makes me pass the year.

fin.

i wanna rock your gypsy soul

PROCRASTINATION NATION

remember two or so blogs ago i promised no more waiting until it was necessary....so far, so bad.
I have had a sinus infection oh for about a week now. It got so bad on Saturday that finally, i an almost medical professional decided i needed a doctor. So I drive down to the nearest walk in clinic where they announce there is over a two hour wait. I promptly decide that my head exploding is a better option than a two hour wait and walk out. Knowing that my head might actually explode, I call one of my bosses and get him to call in a prescription to my pharmacy, and there you go - i am on a road to recovery..... except what ever was in my sinus' decided to make a mean escape out my nose and I feel sick in different ways....

i am so hot
no wonder i have all the boyzzzzz after me

fin

The city freeze boy, I just realize I don't like you

Monica and I spend at least 10 hours a week in the car... at least :S.
So we have these games we play, when we are driving down queen st. we pick out hot dudes and then rip into each others tastes.... and so on.
When we are having really bad days, where we are hard on our selves we have another game. When we are looking for these hot dudes on Queen st. we often see some fairly 'interesting' characters. We keep these people in our 'at least we're not...' box. When we are having bad days, we dip into this box. Yesterday afternoon we came across an interesting gentleman and decided we were going to start photographing our 'at least we're not...' people for your enjoyment....

so dudes and babes ... if you are having a bad day, at least you aren't walking down queen st. w. at 2:30pm looking like this :

fin.

it's strange how he stays even though i'm in disarray

when i was running today, bootylicious came on my ipod run mix, and i thought to myself, is this really a word in the english language?
unfortunatly,
Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English
Entry: bootylicious
Part of Speech: adj
Definition: sexually attractive, esp. in the buttocks
Etymology: booty + delicious
Usage: slang

So neil young is playing in toronto this november, and i REALLY want to go see him, but its like 150 bucks....what the fuck is with ticket prices??
i wanted to go see bon jovi, but any decent ticket at the ACC is 135!
at a steal of only $120 we can go and see the spice girls ??
basically, i can either go to school, or drop out and work to attend musical acts that are over priced, and in the end probably not worth the show.

I love halloween.... but last year i was going through shitty things, and this year its again a shitty time... wtf
i don't want shitty halloween feelings!
WTF!

hopefully i get to use my costume, its been itching to get out of my closet

fin!

this is a lesson in procrastination

I always leave things until the last minute. And it really never effected anything seriously. I mean I would for the most part pull all nighters and get incredibly stressed out, but really it was just a vicious cycle. I would always pull it off, which just gave me 'permission' to leave it all until the last minute next time.

Recently, I have been joining the real world, and my procrastination is starting to look REALLY trashy. I mean, I get shit done, but it just looks lazy, and disorganized on my behalf. It just looks bad. I find other aspects of my procrastination are starting to gross me out too.... like how my gas light goes on everytime I need to fill up.... why don't I just fill up before I am praying I don't stall in the middle of the 403? OR how about 1 oil change before my light flashes at me.... I mean my littler service sticker told me a month ago.... but no. I leave everything until the last possible second, and then I am just running around about 98% of my life like a chicken with its head cut off.....

SO heres the deal, aren't you meant to write down your goals? doesn't it make them more achievable?

goal the first:
1) no more procrastinating.

fin

what can enter when our hearts are open

i just got a hard on
my two favourite things mixing




i just want sarah harmer and feist to tour together and my life would be complete.

also i have taken to baking in order to avoid the real world... put in your orders

fin

yes i know the feeling, know you're leaving

my eye balls hurt
did you know that was possible....?

also i have no money and an overwhelming urge to get new boots.... some how i think it might just help. I had to spend 400 dollars on books for one class today, i kept putting it off and putting it off and finally, I needed them so badly that it felt like a relief to spend the money and just own the books..... school is a motherfucker... so is inflation. When I started my university career it was just over four grand a year... now its well over five. If anyone wishes to support my university going ass please inquire within...

I have this new goal of not using my credit card.... lets see how that goes :S

Do you ever have cds playing at inopportune times, and then if ruins it for you.... like every time I hear that cd all I am going to be able to think about is that awkward moment.....I think I did that to my favourite cd today, lets hope I didn't.....

ps: who is into old sarah harmer like i am? i think she is my new feist

fin

i don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me

i have a really small clinical group at school, who are mostly uptight catholic virgins. Naturally, Monica and I like to pull their chains and promote free love..... one of them actually told me that her boyfriend of 5 years suggested they have anal sex because it isn't her losing her virginity... i let her know that was a bad option

did you believe dudes actually pulled that line?
it happens!
haha
also an acceptable Friday night is going to church with their boyfriends they are hiding from their parents.... i feel like the anti-Christ..... and i am taking them all down with me

fin

in the midst of chaos and movement you must find a stillness within

if you hold something in your heart every single day, do you think that letting a piece of it go to its part owner will relieve the pain... if only for a second?
it seems worth it
clarity and weight lifted from ones shoulders should be rewarding
even if it only lasts for
a second
a day
a month
or forever

to the future? to sharing the sorrow. to letting people know they are in your everyday and you are in theirs - even if they had no idea. to closure.

i want a perfect soul

as promised....rainbows

new radiohead!

I have no idea why when I talk about my favourite bands I never mention radiohead.... in any case for a donation of your choice you can digitally own In Rainbows which is wonderful the first time through..... and even better the second.

and kittens!

i really really really want a new cat. but i have no time..... so i have been trying to enjoy my old cat lately. Patti. She is the most antisocial cat I have ever owned.....I actually tend to own really independent cats. This one time I had a lap cat, but she only really liked my mothers lap....its probably for the best i avoid buying any new cats.... i am half way to being that crazy cat woman already.

annnnd finally,

its knitting season again!!

put your orders in now babes

fin.

when i say 'lets keep in touch' i hope you know i really mean 'i wish that you'd grow up'

I was going through pictures of myself and others from a couple years ago the other day. I was thinking I can't believe this was almost three years ago. Is that not insane? 2005 was almost three years ago - where does the time go?
And then I would have a flip, and see pictures of myself and it would take me a minute to register it was me. Somehow every year I seem to add something to my get ready routine.... i feel like that episode of the fresh prince when Will gets trapped in a basement with the girl her is seeing. She pulls out her weave, takes off her nails.... and he freaks out and says 'what part of you is real??'

sadly i feel that way!

You know when you were younger, and everyone would tell you to enjoy it now, because when you get older there is so much more to worry about. I didn't realize all those things kicked in at 23. I thought I had like 5 more years before I had to worry about the real world? Aren't the 30's the new 20's.... shouldn't i be carefree.... not worrying about anything but what I am doing friday night? OR maybe I just worry too much.... I think I am genetically dispositioned to worry. I come from a long line of worriers. I mean I am Jewish, isn't it a requirement to be dramatic and stress over nothing? I always thought I was good at not stressing out.... going with the flow.... apparently I am just good at suppressing and then having minor breakdowns when I can't push it down anymore.
ALSO to all the girls out there... do you find you cry a lot more the older you get? I used to never ever cry.... now bell commercials get me crying... haha! i sound so depressing.... i promise my next blog will be about rainbows and kittens....



fin!

i've got a plan to sleep for 40 days and 40 nights

do you ever have really bad days ..... like its 10:30 am and its already a bad day? and then you walk to your car and there is a parking ticket?

welcome to my today

fin

hello, my name is michelle and....

So You Think You Can Dance makes me cry. I have seen every episode and I am watching a marathon on much music right now... and still
i cry

lame!

fin

i hope i never figure out who broke your heart... baby if i do

Last night heather and I travelled to London, Ontario to see Tegan and Sara! They were wonderful as always... but the pleasant surprise of the evening came when the opener was amazing! AMAZING.... they were seriously a female beastie boys ( which makes sense since they seemed to have worked with Adrock quiet a bit), there were called Northern State... you should all check them out and enjoy.






Heather and I ate at Prince Al's and in a weird wave of nostalgia, i think

'god i miss this place'
















ew (not to the beautiful heather and i, but to my longing for the forrest city).



fin.

the answer is not for us

grocery baby, your wishbone is where your back bone oughta be

i am reading a memoir called Eat, Pray, Love.
I just read that line.... and then i had to read it three more times to really get it.
I think everyone should spend the 15 bucks and pick this book up....
warning you might want to take a year and live in Italy and India

i sure do

fin

bang bang, my baby shot me down

have you ever heard that forgiveness is a virtue of the weak?
or maybe you heard that it is an ornament of the strong?


I have often wondered why when I was younger, I always had my older relatives telling me that women were so much smarter... 'don't ever get married Michelle' - i cannot even count the amount of times I heard that. They were so against the institution of marriage ... long before I even considered it. This whole situation has really gotten me thinking lately - are woman smarter than men?
clearly the answer is no... but do we think smarter... i think the answer is yes.
what is cheating?
to a man, i think he considers it straight up fucking. His girlfriend can be emotionally unfaithful, but nothing hits home like her fucking homeboy.
to a woman? sex is sex. I think the emotional straying is the hardest part to get over.
Recently I was really close to a situation where the husband had been cheating on his wife for 4 years.... and you know what .... she tried to get over it .... and it wasn't the sex ... it was the fact he was in a relationship with the woman.
So then blog readers whats worse.... the sex or the pillow talk?

fin

its 4:08 am
i have to be awake at 5:00am
and it hits me

i think
1) work is stressing me out
2) i hate school

fin