i always catch the clock at 11:11

I had this discussion with monica the other morning on our way to school... it went something like this:

Why do people feel the need to call me after11pm on a weeknight? Everytime my cell phone screams Al Green past 11pm on a weeknight, i think to myself these things in this order:
1) is someone in trouble?
- no no no one is in trouble, it is just X wanting to chat ... or Y wanting to know what chapter to read
2) blind rage

I wake up at 5am... therefore if you call me past 11pm on a weeknight without just cause, the following will happen, i will wake up when my alarm wakes me up, brush my teeth, and dial your number.
I will be more than ready to chat at 5:16 am....

disclaimer to the above: if you are heather clark, or a man i am sleeping with, please feel free to call me at anytime

the rest of you jerks...ill catch you in the AM

fin