Sunday, February 17, 2008

push it real good (duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn dunnn)

Okay - so here is the deal.  I look after three kids ages 16, 13,13 (yeah yeah 13, 13 TWINS).  Moving on... I think we remember the 'walk-in-on-the-16yearold-masterbating' debacle of '07.....i thought that would be the worst of it..... the thing with my life is that if i think it can't get worse, i need to hold on because it can and it does.
So I am staying with the kids all week because their dad is away.  For the last two nights the oldest kid has had his girlfriend stay over night... they have slept in the finished basement... he knows that i know that this isn't kosher.  I know that he knows that I am not going to say anything because he is 16 and it isn't really all that bad in the whole scheme of it all (that and I ain't his mother).
Anyways this girl is a lossssser, and is trash.  I say this because she comes off as this... it isn't as though I just saw her... she really seems lacking.... whatever.  So 16yearold boy dumps his long time girlfriend two days before valentine day and has been attached to new loser girl ever since......flash forward to today Feb 17/08 - Feb 12/08 = 5 days
five days
I run downstairs to offer them some dinner and i get and eye full of 16 year old ass boning his 5 day old girlfriend.....
oh yea
I had a condom chat with him about an hour later.
these are the days of my life.

fin

1 comment:

Pisces Iscariot said...

hahahha

just reading that story made MY life hurt.

hahaha