I'm not a playa I just crush a lot

So i am in my class with said fine 30 year old teacher.... as it goes i looked up his facebook right now and because he did his MA at Ryerson, i can see his profile... Chris was born in 1980 and looks like big pun..... i should have expected this from my classmates tastes....

buuuuttt lets talk about how he's only 27 WHAT THE FUCK... i feel less and less accomplished on a daily basis... he's wearing jeans an a baseball hat ha ha! sociology here i come.

So before class I say this to monica "hemant, called me so late last night" and she laughs and says what.... 10:30? and I'm like lets check! and so it goes.... Hemant, 9:43pm....... 

Then before class we are about to get going late at 8:40am and my cell phone vibrates and without thinking I pick it up... Joanna, 8:41am.... 

The issue is this 8:41am is too early on a non school day and too late on a school day

Monica, and I have a weird perception of time

I am full of timbits and have cramps

anyone want to change bodies??

fin