digital love

the internet is an amazing thing. I am not sure what I did without it.... but considering I didn't have it until the 9th grade, I am sure I got along just fine. But as i sit here procrastinating my paper at 8:36 am I am talking to a friend who is teaching english in south korea, and another friend who is visiting australia....
and i think

i love you technology!


fin

apple bottom jeans, boots wit the furrrr

Soooo

i work in a house full of men, with one girl
therefore the toilet seat gets left up about 99% of the time.... i continuously fall into the toilet
I do not learn......

also I decided to start running again after of months of sitting on my couch. this was a bad idea because i currently I have shin splints and can't really move properly

world -2
michelle - 0


fin.

sea of love

i have a new obsession: Cat Power

She is amazing.... like absolutly amazing.

everyone should run our and listen to all her cds.... especially her cd of covers... The Cover Record

fin!

jack nasty

Is it weird that Heath Ledger's death is really affecting me?
I hate seeing it all over the TV, and news, and radio, and and and
I wish everyone would just leave him and his poor family alone.

i feel like i am living out of a duffle bag

le sigh

fin

you couldn't make this shit up

Okay so this isn't my story, it happened to my friend monica. BUT I was there for it, and being able to watch something like this go down is WAY better than having it go down... so ladies and gents
nursing yr.2 semester.2

We are in acute care right now for school.... meaning, big big accidents or surgeries, and we need to make them better and get them home in 5 days or less.... if they can't do it they ned to go to another part of the hospital.
The thing about these patients is that we are pushing through them a lot of heavy heavy narcotics which paired with being in bed all day does not premote bowel movements(BM).
So the solution....(and just so you know this is like nation wide, we aren't the only people big on washroom use) every patient is on bowel routine.... meaning, if they haven't had a BM in 48 hours, they start getting 30ml of Lactalose (a strong laxitive). So monica's patient needed her meds and one of them was this lactalose. So monica is pouring her meds, and our teacher passes her in the hall and halts. Looks at her and says, you aren't going to give that just like that.?
monica- ummmm yeah?
teacher- really? just like that
monica- well i was going to give her a chaser
teacher-*unimpressed look*
teacher-you need to mix it with apple juice
monica- okay
teacher- wait, monica come here
*pours 15ml lactalose*
-drink this monica
monica- no no i know it tastes sweet and syrup-y
teacher- drink it
monica- no no its okay
teacher- DRINK IT
monica- uh oo kay
*keep in mind monica already has to shit*

now you might this this is funny.... wait for the punch line

monica goes into the room and gives her client all the meds, and literally 5 seconds after giving the lactalose/apple juice combo the client pukes ALL over monica. So monica has to get herself cleaned up, the cleaning staff has to come and clean the room... monica needs to order all new meds because lady puked them up.. so after organizing that all she goes to regive medication, and this really ill patient says, can you please give me that(the lactalose) without the apple juice, i think it is what made me puke...

these are the days of our lives

fin

jesus is magic

she is my favourite

fin

peace the spork out

why did you have to take heath ledger ?!
why!?

i was shocked when i heard this
just shocked

first brad renfro now heath ledger
...
this is a very very sad time for foxy hollywood men

le sigh

but fo real
im sad

fin

baby on board

Last week I had the pleasure of looking after my friend Joanna's beautiful baby Jacob for the day. This experience led me to hate everyone on the highway 100 times more than I originally did. I mean the hwy is never a nice place to be, but when you have a baby in the back seat everyone automatically turns into way more of an asshole... whenever I see those baby on board signs in the back of a minivan, I think... ya okay, baby - i should be nicer ... but now i GET it. When you have a baby in the backseat you feel like yelling at everyone, its like i have a BABY in the CAR, what are YOU doing?? I am not sure if I am getting across how it feels, but somehow killing myself and monica seems bad, but killing a baby is not an option...? morbid? oui....
to conclude, I am getting a baby on board sign in case I have a child in the back again...I am sure they do wonders.

On another note, I left metro last night at 5pm... and it was LIGHT outside... oh spring I can feel you!!

fin

losing your mind for the sake of your heart

the worst part about losing someone entirely is that they are still out there somewhere

and whats even worse is that they are one of your best friends

and ever block and every bar and song makes you think about how you more than anything miss your friend

i have... everyone has - they love it

PLEASE watch this to the end... the last 10 seconds are the funniest

world .... meet my soul mate




too bad he is 16

le sigh.. story of my life *cough ian seldon cough*

fin

crank back three times from left to right

i think that by this time we all are familiar with the 'soulja boy dance' it is the macarena of this new tween generation.....

i pitch this:
you know when they say - "that white girl isn't half bad doing that soulja boy dance"

i could be that white girl





WITH the help of this:



On a side note... this is the cutest thing i have ever seen:



i see great things for me in these coming days

fin

lovestoned (pt deux)

6:30am

Michelle- joanna i had a nightmare you couldn't find your shoes

Joanna- oh at 2am i got up because i couldn't remember where they were


T- 3.5 hours

fin

she looks like a model except she got a little mo ass

One of my best friends Joanna is amazing. I thought I would blog about her wedding which is tomorrow, but I just had a pre-wedding experience that I felt blog worthy. I am in Toronto with her just helping with last minute wedding stuff. I take a shower just now in preparation for tomorrow... and it hits me - i know why joanna has a better body now then before her baby - her bathroom. I have a piece of advice for anyone who does not want to feel awful - do not get naked in joanna's bathroom. It is like clinton and stacey's 360 degree mirror room. You get an eyeful all at once from every single angle.... it is terrifying .... like fo real....

perhaps its time for me to get one of these bathrooms.... it would be a huge gym motivator

any ways

mazel tov joanna
i love you!

fin.

I'm not a playa I just crush a lot

So i am in my class with said fine 30 year old teacher.... as it goes i looked up his facebook right now and because he did his MA at Ryerson, i can see his profile... Chris was born in 1980 and looks like big pun..... i should have expected this from my classmates tastes....

buuuuttt lets talk about how he's only 27 WHAT THE FUCK... i feel less and less accomplished on a daily basis... he's wearing jeans an a baseball hat ha ha! sociology here i come.

So before class I say this to monica "hemant, called me so late last night" and she laughs and says what.... 10:30? and I'm like lets check! and so it goes.... Hemant, 9:43pm....... 

Then before class we are about to get going late at 8:40am and my cell phone vibrates and without thinking I pick it up... Joanna, 8:41am.... 

The issue is this 8:41am is too early on a non school day and too late on a school day

Monica, and I have a weird perception of time

I am full of timbits and have cramps

anyone want to change bodies??

fin

this song is not for you lovers

so so so
two clinical days down and I am out ... and out alive.
all in all super positive experience.... this mystery teacher is tough and smart and knows her shit inside outside upside down.... she knows it all....
so this week was kosher... we didnt know stuff she told us, we moved on....
i think next week will be the test... to see if i retained it ... because i don't think its going to fly if i don't know things then eek!

therefore, if you do not see me until april 25 - i will be in my books

in other school news apparently my prof tomorrow is like 30 and fine.... i have never been so happy to wake up at 5am.....ever

fin

be careful what you wish for?

I know.  I know.... I spent the last four months complaining about my clinical teacher.  No question about it... she was horrible.... mean, unprofessional - and everyone hated her.  She actually gave all but one of us unsatisfactory for the term.  The thing about it was that we cut our teeth with her.  We knew that this term we would all pass... she got her point across.... but we knew we weren't unsatisfactory in practice.  On top of that, we had a system for these weekly modules we have to do.

So we get an email this week informing us our teacher has taken a sick leave, and we are getting a new clinical teacher tomorrow. 

Now we all want our old teacher back.... I mean we knew she was brutal but we already had those kinks worked out.

I have a very bad feeling about tomorrow... this old teacher pretty much fucked us over and left us looking super incompetent ... laaaammmme

in other news

fucking stupid middle age radio announcers are broadcasting that Daniel Jones is now single.  This is causing me to want to stick my hand through the radio and punch them all

but the second I heard that Daniel JOHNS was now single all i could think about was Jan....sweet sweet Jan

I will fight her for him to the death

fin.

so this is the new year, and i don't feel any different

January 1, 2008.

i am not still high from the night before nor do i feel as though i have brain damage... thus, this year is better than the last.

fin