Friday, December 7, 2007

ashton you asshole

Yesterday my work was like an episode of punked, except that ashton kutcher never jumped out. It is just as well, i probably would have punched him in the face.
Word to the wise... inappropriate behaviour that makes you look desperate:
showing up at 9pm after taking a taxi from downtown toronto to oakville to 'surprise' the man your are SORT OF seeing.... especially when he has no idea, won't be home for another three hours, has been on a business trip for a week, and has three children who have school the next day - one of which you have never met.

oh and don't call everyone 'dude'.... that needs to stop when you hit 35.

am i in crazy world? please wake me up.

shoot me
please
anyone

fin.

1 comment:

Pisces Iscariot said...

you are the most interesting person i know.