Heather and I have agreed to write blogs and then go to bed..... yes, this is what my life has amounted to in 23 years.
So, I wonder if there is something in the air, but I have been insanely flirty this week. I don't know whats wrong, but i vaguely remember feeling this way last year too.... which means that the end of November must be my mating season or some primitive shit like that. I wink at all men. I walk into a room and without thinking find the hottest dude, and start eye fucking the shit out of him. Last night at a 13 year olds birthday party I got half in the bag and flirted with a manager at boston pizza. Basically, I am out of control. But for real. I am talking even if a dude isn't all that special, I am all about him because hes the best thing in the room. Is this common? I mean I am not really desperate here? what is going on... i am an out of control flirter.
Also, on an aside, I am playing parent to a 16 year old who didn't tell me where they went, and isn't picking up their cell phone. So like any rational jewish mother I am going to push aside my promised bed time, and wait up worried for him to come home. Fucking kids.
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1 comment:
you should totally have sex on a hot pierogi pizza. and then eat it.
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