i've been on yuh since prince was on apollonia

I have a feeling that most of you blog readers have an ugly cry. When you are really upset and start to cry you all probably look like monsters... but I, Michelle L. Norton, have a beautiful real cry. Really, it is a talent. I can be wearing makeup and fake eyelashes and not smudge a thing. My real cry is beautiful and flawless. BUT! we live in a world of balance, so I am also the proud owner of a creepy, ugly, real smile. Because of this I have perfected a fake smile, but once in a while something happens.... and my real smile comes out. In these cases I am usually genuinely happy, or have some other plans, or something....

In any case, now that you see the evidence, do not hold it against me ... just know if you see that smile.... I am probably actually pretty happy.

fin!