Monday, January 18, 2010

night mich!

My mother calls me mich

so do two other people

its how i can tell when someone really really loves me
they leave off the elle

fin

Sunday, January 17, 2010

these boots were made for walking!

oh my goodness! i got the cutest shoes of all time!!
i want to wear them every single day!!

shoes!

gush!
fin

Saturday, January 16, 2010

$4.99

You know what is a nightmare: drugstores discontinuing products. I use veet... which if you are a girl, you will have noticed that over the last year, more and more veet products have come out onto the market. I use a really strong one. I use it regularly, and sometimes I still end up burning myself with it - but its the only one that works properly - the other ones are just sub par. So today I go to shoppers not even looking for veet and what do i see. A veet clearout sign... all my veet on sale for 4.99.... so i bought them out.... i feel like elaine and her sponge....
brutal

fin

Friday, January 15, 2010

bow chica bow bow

sex in the shower. i don't know why people think this is a sexy concept.....well forget that - it is sort of sexy. I've had my share of sex in the shower, and all in all i have come to this....
at first i am like oh do i get totally wet... my hair? do i try to maintain some sort of unwet hotness.... and then before you know it your eyeliner is all over your face, and your hair is half wet and that my friends is possibly the most unflattering image of life.
The trick is this.... go into the shower get totally wet wash all your makeup off before allowing any sort of happenings.

what a disjointed blog
also
I have a whole bit about not falling in the shower, but I feel sort of awkward so I am going to stop

fin

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

hammer time

maybe its a good thing hes an asshole to girls because i am too

fin