Thursday, July 31, 2008

does it feel the same when she calls your name

i've seen mama mia ! twice now... it got better and better in the cheesiest way possible



this was one of the best moments

oh meryl! oh abba!

fin

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

après moi le déluge

before 8 am today I was told this by a 10 year old:

1) There is a giant monster in lake ontario. He is there because a whale and a giant squid had sex. This giant monster only has one eye.

2)
Jeremy: Maddie isn't going to camp this week
Michelle: I know, do you know why she doesn't want to go?
Jeremy: Well in March she was all about going to sailing camp, but now apparently she is a completely different person *eye roll*

i have to keep a straight face during all of this because he is being completely serious

fin

Saturday, July 26, 2008

the way i'll remember you when i go

i could see ani difranco every weekend and it would never get old





fin!

myspace me!

Brennan and I are buying a condo.  This process is much like trying to find a girlfriend/boyfriend on the Internet.  Most of the listings that the real estate broker sends us sound really good, and look really good in the mini pictures - but then we go and meet these condos and they end up being 'meh'.  I have a good feeling about this week though... Internet condos you will be mine!

Monday, July 21, 2008

my rhyme ain't good just yet

did you know it is pronounced Pete DOCKerty.... not Pete DOORty

good to know before i walk down the aisle with him

fin

Friday, July 18, 2008

i don't belong to you and you don't belong to me


So last night my mother and i, and 20 000 gay men danced along to george michael for close to three hours.
it was AMAZING
like actually though





here are videos i took from youtube... he was a dancing machine
fin!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

material girl

I have been watching the first season of Gossip Girl.  It is true trashy tv.  BUT I now want to wear nice clothing and have my hair shiney and curled perfectly at all times.  Here is to hoping that Gossip Girl has improved my overall appearance.

fin

Monday, July 14, 2008

homeboy wears combat boots to the beach

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with.”
-Lauren Conrad

hahhahahahah
these are the days of my life
ALSO
i am in love with Matt Kostachen
i smile when i think about him and he is a huge hot mess party
... i have a good feeling that when i move to toronto he and i will be BFF ... right now we are just bff
horrah!
fin

Sunday, July 13, 2008

all i wanna do is : BANG BANG BANG

m says: (9:58:30 PM)
i dont want my mom to find it
m says: (9:58:33 PM)
and ask me about it
m says: (9:58:35 PM)
too painful
Monica - says: (9:59:34 PM)
hahaha it's ridiculous because it's a failed knitting project... whereas most people with fears of their parents finding something it's like cocaine
Monica - says: (9:59:53 PM)
or pregnancy, or stolen goods
Monica - says: (9:59:54 PM)
not us
Monica - says: (10:00:00 PM)
failed knitting
m says: (10:01:18 PM)
pathetic
Monica - says: (10:02:03 PM)
agreed


ALSO
who loves MIA? I do!


fin!

this body will never be safe from harm

This is my favourite song of all time.... i was thinking that you all might not know
so here you go



enjjjjoy

So, I woke up at 6:12am in extreme pain. It seems as though I was sleeping in an awkward position and my neck now hates me.
It sucks.... so now i sit here looking for apartments in Toronto that have a september 1 move in date. Brennan and I are sick of looking, so if someone wants to go ahead and find one for us that would be fantastic.

fin!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

let me show you how i work work work

does anyone think that death from above will reunite, and Sebastian Grainger will discover we are soul mates?




i hope so!

fin

Monday, July 7, 2008

everybody nose

So the other day I was talking to my friend Judy in Ottawa... and she shared this story with me... and subsequently I have been allowed to share it with you.

So Judy and Esther have had this beater car for years named Heidi... Heidi would shake if you went over 110 and had a tape deck. Heidi was aqua blue and overall a glorious ride. Through the years Heidi has been dying slowly, and over the last month she took a turn for the worst. So Esther got a new job, and a new car - so when Heidi broke down again, she was layed to rest. Judy supervised (and cried) as the tow truck driver took Heidi away. Judy asked the tow man where Heidi was going, and he told her to the dump yard, which made Judy even sadder .... this all was conveyed to their mother later that night. So the next day Judy gets a call from her mom saying that someone actually wanted to buy Heidi and fix her up... Judith although an optimist sees through this, and asks Esther if this is true- and as she suspected, her mom fabricated this story in a last ditch effort to help ease the death of Heidi.... we had a good laugh.

Soooooo
You know in Jerry Mguire when Renee Zellweger says something along the lines of - other girls my age are trying to get a man, and I am trying to raise one
....
I am currently trying to raise two... its consuming ...its why no one ever sees me anymore.

current obsession ... which is a reobsession .... NERD



ennnjooooy bitcchhess

fin

Sunday, July 6, 2008

they'll never hurt you like i do

I was thinking that if Andrew McMahon from something corporate/jack's mannequin fame ever wanted to end his current marriage, that I would be down to marry him asap




fin

Thursday, July 3, 2008

i wanna make love in this club... in this club.... in this club

does anyone else watch America's Next Dance Crew II?

does anyone else HATE lil mama.... if i wanted to hear an ignant 18 year old spout off on her super deep thoughts I would head on down to a high school and hang out on lunch break....

yea i do realize it is my choice to watch it

fuck off

fin