Wednesday, April 30, 2008

well sometimes - like everytime he breathes, I embrace my routine

I am not sure how many of you can relate to this in the present, but I am sure most people can remember a time in which they did relate.... here goes..
My parents have lived in the same house my whole life, and therefore I have used the same shower for my entire life, minus the four years I lived in London. I use my shower time not only to shower, but to think about everything... its like the ultimate in alone time ..... anyways - I think I should have just move out for good instead of going away for four years and coming back.
Sometimes I will be thinking about really serious things in the shower and remember how I used to think about fights I was having in camp in that very same shower...
it makes me feel old

ugh

t-4 months until the big move

fin.

Friday, April 25, 2008

I wear my sunglasses at night

You know what I don't understand? People that wear sunglasses at inappropriate times. It just looks ridiculous. I feel as though they think that it makes them look cool, or wealthy... or something... but really when I see it all I can think is : you are a huge tool.

I can't barely stand sun glasses when I need them.... if I wore them at night, I would just end up bumping into things

fin

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

five million and fourty naughty shortie

So true story:

I shared this story with Monica a few months ago and she thought it was funny.... and it popped into my head again this morning when i tried on this hat i own.

I loved this boy once. I bought a hat from Banana Republic.... it cost way too much but it was when that whole knit Beret thing was juuuuust coming in... i couldn't find one anywhere else.... it didn't sit on my head right, but i just wanted it. So I wore this monstrous hat out and that boy commented on it in a joking way..... later that night when I went to his house he told me I looked like Sean Paul.
I haven't worn the hat since... well until this morning when I tried it on - its true
Sean Paul.


fin.

Monday, April 21, 2008

if god were one of us

Today when leaving my school, Monica and I reminised about our time in that hell building. Basically we are on a remote Ryerson campus in Scarborough beside the UofT Scarborough. After this year we are downtown full time. It has been the most fucked up experience of my life.... basically it is a sketchy place, and the teachers are fucking shitty people....
this really has nothing to do with my story but whatever.
The only saving grace of this place is that the building is brand new and beautiful. It is made out of all windows and its shaped like a rectangle that is hollowed out. the hollowed out portion is the library at the bottom but open all the way up so that douche bags can throw papers down.
still with me? have the visual?
So monica and i are on the third floor earlier in the year waiting for a head to toe evaluation - both of us HUGE hurt sacks.... i hadn't really had much sleep because ... well.... lets put it this way - i had dried cum in my hair that i only realized was there when i was waiting for monica to meet me in this hallway .... and monica was still a little drunk from the night before. So we are laying down in the hall when (and i am not kidding) a piece of paper falls from this hollowed out sky and lands gently in front of us. Monica picks it up, and it is a step by step procedure on how to preform a head to toe assessment. The two of us read it over, walk into the room and ace our evaluation

To this day we maintain it was god.

fin!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

raining men

This morning I was watching Bridgit Jones' Diary while doing some school assignment I still have not completed. During this time I came to the conclusion that one of my favourite parts of this chick flick is the fight scene.... irony?



fin

Saturday, April 19, 2008

i really wanna come kick it with you



I thought I should share my obsession for the last month

fin

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

away like we were then

I want you all to think of your own wet dream

mine would be hayden opening for feist

....
yes ladies and gents... may 1 - buffalo center for the arts

michelle + heather + feist + hayden = hot love

.... they say you can't buy happiness - i just did for $35!

fin

Saturday, April 5, 2008

mac books start your engines

I am totally into this new dj/electronic/'yada-yada call it what you wish' music these days. That being said, I have decided to make a top 7 list of things you should listen to, if you don't already listen to it... why 7?, it sounds better.

7) Health - oh man.  That is all I can say .... I can listen to their self-titled album front to back over and over... it is a little harder hitting than the rest - but give it a go !




6) Hot Chip - dorky UK boys delivering dance jams in a fun way.  Their latest album Made In The Dark, is very pop with edge.... i love it.



5) Holy Fuck - for some reason I had an aversion to this band because I had it in my head that they were heavy metal.... the answer is no.  Holy Fuck is a breath of fresh air.... I can't get enough... they have my toronto electronic heart.  Their 9 song album is fantastic, support homegrown talent!



4) Daft Punk - Too obvious? Paris talent that retook me after last summer's tour.  They blew me away live.  It is by far the best show I have ever been to.  If you know me that is a heavy statement.  I can't really tell you to only listen to one album... but in the spirit of the live show, pick up Alive... share what I experienced!


3) Crystal Castles - very electronic - very dancey- very rad.... Their self titled album is a good buy - i really enjoy them.


2) Justice - Daft Punk '08.... a paris duo that is breathing new life into this music. I had the opportunity to see them recently and they were phenominal .... Their Cross album has a lot of buzz surrounding it right now, and it is all earned.



1) Junior Boys - If you do not own a junior boys album... drop everything --- run to a cd store. Hamilton grown, internationally loved...So This Is Goodbye may be repeated more on my ipod than Feist.... *gasp*  ... plus I think that Matt and I are soul mates.... they are playing Hamilton April 18th! catch them while they are in town....swooooooon!



FIN!!!!