i want your sex

OH
MY
GOD

for the first time in seventeen years George fucking Michael is going on tour

July 17, 2008 - Air Canada Center

My mother and I and anyone else who wants to have the best time of their life will be singing along from 9-11 pm

i cannot wait



fiiiiin!

me and cinderella, we put it on together

I asked my friend for a fairy tale as a joke.... the only person that will probably find this funny is heather... to the rest of you - i promise new and exciting blogs are in the works

Michael says: (9:05:50 PM)her name was Michelle and she was the pride of the kingdom due to her fantastic math skills and pretty hair
Michael says: (9:05:50 PM)she also had a puppy that barked a lot and upset children
Michael says: (9:05:50 PM)one night she got locked basement apartment by a mean.... guy... some sorta count or duke or something
Michael says: (9:05:50 PM)and he made her bake cookies
Michael says: (9:05:50 PM)for days
m says: (9:06:45 PM)that is the best story of all time
I wish icould be kidnapped and bake cookies for days
Michael says: (9:07:03 PM)till a flamboyant gay knight came to her rescue
Michael says: (9:07:09 PM)and lent her some product
Michael says: (9:07:48 PM)and they took over the kingdom had her father and the duke banished and dated tons of hot bitches on the side
Michael says: (9:07:51 PM)cause they ruled
Michael says: (9:07:53 PM)the end
m says: (9:08:17 PM)who dated the hot bitches
m says: (9:08:19 PM)me?
Michael says: (9:08:26 PM)you and the gay
m says: (9:08:33 PM)why don’t we date each other
Michael says: (9:09:43 PM)it’s just for show
m says: (9:09:51 PM)we might fall in love
m says: (9:10:01 PM)I have that effect on gay men
Michael says: (9:10:02 PM)yuh get sexy sometimes but you both have different needs
m says: (9:10:17 PM)its true


you might not notice, but he said i have beautiful hair.... best man ever

fin

brighten up sunshine

I was talking to this friend of mine the other day, and she said something along the lines of:

I am being really careful in that part of my life because I feel like I am up for something terrible to happen and I want to avoid it

....
it got me thinking.... do we all think like that? Are we all waiting for this impending doom?
i think i am too preoccupied with school and work to wait for doom, i just pray for sunny days

this blog is lame
.... but my hair looks good

fin

i am a man, you are a machine

So Bren and I went to see Justice last week. We were close to the stage, and I looked behind me to see the most amazing thing in the world.....

I turned around and layed my eyes on a couple dressed in jeans and a tshirt from the neck down, hard core grinding.... the punch line?
They were both wearing fullout, metal optimus prime helmets....

it was beautiful


fin

la hot

I have this weird dream of marrying a french DJ.... and I have found him - Busy P

This gets funny about two minutes in:



Anyone who asks the men to go to the washroom while he plays snoop dogg for the ladies is good in my books:


i am in love

fin

your face comes up with a vegence like it was yesterday

So my old clinical instructor 'the horrid bitch monster' has returned, and in week 1 she has successfully made three people cry (myself being one of them)


i am drowning in school work - and SATAN (err my instructor) is not making it easier

ive slept for 5 hours over the last 2 nights - don't you wish i was providing you with life or death care?

man i hope karma gives it to this woman right up the ass

im in a bad mood.

fin

if you want it to be good girl, get your self a (ugh) bad boy

don't you love the power of celebrity?

gag.

Simon Cowell mentioned that he liked Jeff Buckley's version of Hallelujah and all of a sudden his version is No. 1 on ITunes...
i have this weird feeling of ownership over Buckley, as in, i get horribly pretentious about him, and I feel like I can tell if you are a real fan or not....
so
if any 45 year old house wife asks me about Jeff Buckley at work this week, I may lose my shit

I am forewarning everyone

april 23 is my last exam... everyone count down to my freedom

fin

killer queen

Yesterday when I got to metro I realized that I was wearing too much makeup - or maybe its the fact that when I wear bright red lipstick I feel like a tool - either way.
I wear really really dark eye makeup - mostly black actually, which works well when I am tanned, but right now I am this sort of milky skim milk white/blue colour most of the time, which as attractive as it sounds, its horrible. Pair this skin tone with my black eye shadow and red lipstick, and I look like a character out of a tim burton flick.
whatever.
So yesterday heather and bren came to visit me at work and my makeup was fine.... sometime inbetween that and getting into my car i managed to rub my eyes and get black all over my forehead and my nose... that means I was working like that - and people just totally didnt say anything. I think i actually looked so nuts that people didn't want to say anything in fear that i meant to do that.
So, public service annoucment - I am not crazy, and if I have smudged eyeliner all over the place, give me a heads up! pllllleeeasse

fin

you are more of the 'i love to start shit', i'm more of the: trips to florida

I love how I feel geriatric at the age of 23. I am so busy with school these days that going out for me needs to be low key because I wake up so early to go to school/or do school work. I didn't see bren last night, so this morning when hes like lets do something - I was like alright, even though I should be strapped to my desk learning .... BUT i said, lets do something low key (so that i can be a nerd linger and hit the hay at 11pm)... to which he replys - okay, low key, lets go somewhere where there is live music and martinis....... you see blog readers here is my geriatric gene.... my idea of a low key night is some johnny depp rental and my knitting .... not me in a dress drinking martinis....

i need to get more hip

also today i have to take my car for emissions testing - it never ends - cars are huge huge huge money sucks.... i knew this - but in 2008 i put 600 worth of new tires on - then almost 700 worth of breaks - and then 50 bucks for an oil change - and now this ..... soon i will be taking in food donations, but i can give you rides in my sweet car
it stops and everything
horrah!

fin