tech-no-logy

I am a moron. Plain and simple. I had the biggest, most embarrassing blonde moment of all time today.

I had a conversation with an old friend of mine last night.... one thing we talked about is how a person i know gets super loaded and text msgs me dirty dirty messages. Well karma took a bite out of me today. I decide while bored at 11am that it would be a good idea to text this to my old friend:

"Why don't you text me dirty messages?? .... WHYYYY???"

about 3 minutes later i recieve this:

"Thank you for using tellus text message land line service, your message was delivered"

yes ladies and gents, a computer voice delivered my text message to his house line.....
awesome

just amazing

fin

there is a god

OH MY GOD

like honestly

OH MY GOD

its the best thing in the world



fin

It’s disgusting, its offensive, don’t stick your nose up at me

Did anyone else notice other people becoming shamelessly self involved?

public service announcement: i spend my time in my living room studying - i don't care about your drama/lack of drama/life/whathaveyou

all i care about is moneen, the hills, and ryan schekler
and heather
sweeet sweeeet heather
degio too.

school is killing me.. if you are ever planning on entering a program that has way too high expectations, and that will kick you out for failing a class - don't do it - run ... trust me.

So I've been putting off my Monica blog for a while - but it is time - so here I go:

Monica W.K. Spekkens has a fundamental personality issue... and it is as follows -
I get emails or msn msgs or text msgs that are along the lines of this:
OH MY GOD something SO fantastic has just happened, you will just DIE ....
to which i reply something like
ummm tell me now!
and then shes gone - she has disappeared, or sent this msg hours before and leaves me hanging
i cant do it anymore
I CANNOT DO IT ANYMORE

it kills me

second monica issue ---
6am in the car
hey monica how was your weekend? anything great happen?
oh no nothing at all

9:46am
oh hey michelle i almost got arrested this weekend

monica 'forgets' these little gems, and brings them up hours later
it just kills me

she is hilarious

fin!

wake up you're getting old

The Wooden Sky ... listen/enjoy

In the theme of feeling 15 because I am studying in my parents living room... I fill out a survey - i took it from bill hamilton's blog (you wish i was joking)

Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs
Feist (Obviously)

Are you male or female:
When I Was A Young Girl

Describe Yourself:
I Feel It All

How do some people feel about you:
Past In Present

How do you feel about yourself:
One Year A.D.

How do you feel about ex boyfriends/girlfriends:
Let It Die

Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush:
My Moon My Man

Describe where you want to be:
The Water

Describe how you live:
1234? (one step at a time?)

Describe how you love:
Secret Heart

What would you ask for if you had just one wish:
Leisure Suit

Share a few words of Wisdom:
It's Cool To Love Your Family

Now say goodbye:
Now At Last


That worked... sota

fin

the truth lies

umm so I have been avoiding posting this video in fear that I will look like a big creeper

but i cant not

new video... uhhhmazing



fin

blah

I was in toronto this afternoon, and was unfortunate enough to have to witness a part of this tragedy

http://www.thestar.com/article/305207

just awful

fin

everyday people

I just threw a 16 year old girl out of the house i work at ... it is midnight... i am wearing boy cut underware and an old band tshirt (EDIT: if you read the last blog about the under-age boning, then that is the girl i just kicked out) Thoughts on 16 year old girls that are allowed to sleep over for days at a time and allowed to be out on a tuesday at midnight?

saturday night is my last day here ... i count the minutes to my freedom

also... for some reason i am ALL about sly & the family stone right now

ALL about it

fin

push it real good (duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn dunnn)

Okay - so here is the deal.  I look after three kids ages 16, 13,13 (yeah yeah 13, 13 TWINS).  Moving on... I think we remember the 'walk-in-on-the-16yearold-masterbating' debacle of '07.....i thought that would be the worst of it..... the thing with my life is that if i think it can't get worse, i need to hold on because it can and it does.

So I am staying with the kids all week because their dad is away.  For the last two nights the oldest kid has had his girlfriend stay over night... they have slept in the finished basement... he knows that i know that this isn't kosher.  I know that he knows that I am not going to say anything because he is 16 and it isn't really all that bad in the whole scheme of it all (that and I ain't his mother).

Anyways this girl is a lossssser, and is trash.  I say this because she comes off as this... it isn't as though I just saw her... she really seems lacking.... whatever.  So 16yearold boy dumps his long time girlfriend two days before valentine day and has been attached to new loser girl ever since......flash forward to today Feb 17/08 - Feb 12/08 = 5 days

five days

I run downstairs to offer them some dinner and i get and eye full of 16 year old ass boning his 5 day old girlfriend.....

oh yea

I had a condom chat with him about an hour later.

these are the days of my life.

fin

5 bank accounts, 3 ounces.....

ummm im in class

and my teacher is talking about medications that cause withdrawl

.....she turns in my direction .... and all i can blurt out is : coke

oh yeah

reading week can't come soon enough - now that my whole class thinks i am a huge coke head

fin

sweet ones

happy valentines day!!!

+ i love it....(it is all the pink)
- i did not get to see andrew wk
+ watched Fat Camp and Keys to the VIP (ft. meatus vs. todd)
- did not get to go see Definitly, Maybe because brennan NEEDED to watch the above

i also watched brennan play guitar hero on 2 player with one of the kids i look after which was interesting

......

a far cry from last valentines day

i think i am getting tamer

huh.

fin

this life is all a dream

So I think I have spent the last year trying to get over Feist's latest record The Reminder... and the year before trying to get over her record Let It Die
needless to say I am a fairly large Feist fan....
Which would explain my favourite preformance of this years grammys to be the one and only :



notable mentions to tina turner and beyonce doing proud mary .... and kanye west, partly because he had daft punk there with him, and partly because someone singing a song for their late mother hits a heart string or two...



fin!

if you need me to be with you, i will follow

I just watched the 7th and final season of gilmore girls... yes, i have been chipping away at it - and I just finished the 22nd episode, and final episode of the series.   Obviously, I cried.  It was sooo PERFECT..... oh god i love that entire series.

yes people this is what school has made my life amount to

I also made 27 fish shaped valentine cards with my 3 year old cousin and brennan on friday

I am officially the most boring person alive

fin

i don't have to worry, the only worry is him

i love brennan d. direnfeld

hahaha when ever he untags a photo, he shouldn't show me -  i just steal it and exploit

hahaha maybe you have to know him

heather gets it

fin

scratch the terror and begin to believe you're strong

my dog punched me in the face.... usually this would seem impossible... but if you have met darwin dylan you would know that nothing is impossible.
now i have three tiny cuts... one above my lip, one one the top right of my lip, and one on the top left of my lip..... i look like i have a cluster of cold sores .....

i am so hot right now

fin

no love for digital love (pt deux)

it took me 15 minutes to figure out what mommacita meant today over msn.... they even wrote it out so i could sound it out.... and then 15 minutes later it hit me

i come off blonde even in digital form

therefore, i take back my internet love.... but just for the day

wait no half day

oh forget it

fin

Oh what force on earth could be weaker than the feeble strength of one

So this has been a very interesting week so far.... interesting in the sense that I met John K. Samson, and saw the weakerthans preform twice.... so by interesting I mean FANTASTIC.

Fantastic until I spent 2 hours standing outside with cold, wet feet.... when heather and I finally got back to the car, and ripped off the wet boots and socks, I thought I had done serious damage to one of my toes.... so then we dreamed up how terrible it would be if I had to get a toe amputated because I was too cold at a weakerthans show..... and how Canadian that would be...

in any case
all is well.... my toes are all alive
but my feet are still cold....

OH oh ! heather and I also stopped at the fresh on queen, and there is the most beautiful girl in the world working there... and she is dating the cook... they are perfect

i am weird
le sigh

fin.