Sunday, December 30, 2007

the real nick lawson

I had a craving for peanut butter today, and so for dinner I made this thing that reminds me of Clear Water, and being 17. Nick Lawson taught me how to make this on Canada Day, and it always makes me think of him


flat bread

peanut butter

strawberry jelly

banana slices


all in the right amount rolled up and it is delicious


oh man

time flysssssss


fin

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

i wish i could tie you up in my shoes make you feel unpretty too



i love makeup. i love love makeup. if there is a product you want to know about, i am your girl.... if its out there i have tried it.

mascara. this is a tricky one. everyone wants their lashes bigger, thicker, longer...i know it. i have owned about every mascara out there.

There has been a lot of hype around Dior Show.... blah its nothing... you are better off saving the money and buying a drug store brand.

I speak from experience, and I am here to tell you that Mac's Zoom Lash in Zoom Black is the best bet out there.... at 13 bucks its probably among the cheapest too!


that is my contribution to my blog readers.... back to my cynical self next blog
fin.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

you go back to her, and i'll go back to black

I spent 6 hours at metro today with Diego listening to Amy Winehouse's two cds on repeat

this is why i love her:


and then every time Back To Black comes on we like to imitate this catastrophic performance:


I think if i was famous I would be about this sober too


fin

Friday, December 21, 2007

a thousand rainy days since we first met

three things i am going to admit for your entertainment:

1) I have given up on pants. My one pair of jeans are officially falling apart and instead of buying a new pair, i bought sparkily gold tights and decided that i can just wear solid tights and shirts for the rest of my life.... or until i hit 26.

2) I have been drunk to varying degrees for 8 out of the last 8 days....heres to number 9!

3) Nick Holmes is still the sexiest man alive.

fin.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

an ode to the last four months

So as some of you might know, monica and i never sleep and work like slaves at a hospital all so we can graduate and become functional members of society. You have to cut your teeth somewhere? something like that?
Not to toot our horn but
toot toot!
when we left all the doctors said we were the best students there, and how we were a pleasure yada yada

So yesterday we had to meet with our clinical teacher so she could review our semester. My review was spotless (besides her spelling my name wrong). She had not one negative thing to say except I was sick one day. Then she went over my semester long 60 page assignment which was great, except for the last two pages.
So then this woman who was wearing fake snake skin red leather pants says this:
"i gave you border line satisfactory, but then i just  decided to put it in your file as unsatisfactory... have a good winter break"

if I didn't laugh i would cry

moto '07

fin.

Monday, December 17, 2007

off by heart

The stars are aligned, but they don't align for us. Excuse me for I am the ocean, and I will starve for you. Will you know how to stay brave? Such fragile moments we share. You are my everything, even with nothing to say.

fin.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

you try until you can't - you love until you don't

if someone could transport me to may 2010 that would be amazing.

i'll be in my bed hiding incase you find a way to make that happen

Friday, December 14, 2007

sheyah "desperatly seeking spawn"

will someone please PLEASE go see this with me ASAP



fin

Thursday, December 13, 2007

knives don't have your back

i think i am subconciously trying to cut my finger off.
I have cut the same finger in about the same place pretty severly every day for the last three days.

no more knives.


also
in t-22 hours i will be done exams
horrah

So I have found the perfect couple... and one day i want to be exactly like them

fin

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

100 posts!

monica had this dream last night:

Monica - work says: (5:57:01 PM)
i had a nightmare last night that i did some coke this weekend and then was booted out of the program in a very public forum kind of way, and everyone i know boo-ed me


this is the kind of pressure our program puts on us
fuck you ryerson
fuck you

fin.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

i'm just a teenage dirt bag baby

I think I had it too good in high school. My skin wasn't that bad, my periods were regular and I never got cramps. I never dated, mostly because boys didn't know I existed, which lead to a very easy, worry free existence. I put all my efforts and money into taylor hanson and the backstreet boys.
Now at 23, I have a pizza face, am about 10 pounds heavier than usual because I am retaining so much water and am dying of cramps. What happened here? This is somewhat backwards, I find it pretty unfair that I am worried about fine lines and breaking out at the same time. One or the other please ... ONE OR THE OTHER.

fin

Monday, December 10, 2007

Friday, December 7, 2007

ashton you asshole

Yesterday my work was like an episode of punked, except that ashton kutcher never jumped out. It is just as well, i probably would have punched him in the face.
Word to the wise... inappropriate behaviour that makes you look desperate:
showing up at 9pm after taking a taxi from downtown toronto to oakville to 'surprise' the man your are SORT OF seeing.... especially when he has no idea, won't be home for another three hours, has been on a business trip for a week, and has three children who have school the next day - one of which you have never met.

oh and don't call everyone 'dude'.... that needs to stop when you hit 35.

am i in crazy world? please wake me up.

shoot me
please
anyone

fin.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

my car is bigger than yours

For some reason of late.... well no
scratch that

i got a little taste of driving big cars... and i liked it.
and now i have a dream car
except there is a little problem ... they don't make them anymore! Oh ford excursion ... i wish we could be together .... we would take those curbs and snow banks with no problem at all....

le sigh

fin.

all dogs go to heaven

My family had to put down my childhood dog yesterday. She was amazing. I know most people think that about their pets but she actually was. She was more like an obedient cat or something. Anyways.....





Sydney -December 27, 1997- December 3, 2007
:(

fin.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Sunday, December 2, 2007

i want a freaky little jewish princess

part II of why i am the way i am RE: my mother.

Today she decided she and I should go to miami... north miami and wear huge star of davids.....in her head this would be hilarious.
in my head i see a beach... and/or a jewish surgeon

either / or would be acceptable

fin.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

digital love

You know what is the most fun the the entire world? teaching your 80 year old grandfather how to online bank. Who knew double clicking a mouse was such an ordeal? Also hearing his concerns about 'hackers' was almost as entertaining as him thinking of a safe password... in the end, my grandfather has joined the online world... horrah.

Heather and I watched Bride & Predudice tonight. It was a little over dramatic, and very americanized bollywood.... but all in all a good watch. The main actress was voted the most beautiful woman in the world.... and its true. Go check it out!
plus rory from gilmore girl fame makes an appearance so it can't be that bad!

Do you know that episode of sex and the city. I think its in the second season when all the girls go up to the hamptons? and i think its miranda who starts hooking up with this young dude and gets an STD? At the end, carrie bumps into big who has left for Paris for work, and all of a sudden hes back, with this gorgeous girlfriend.... and carrie wearing a cowboy hat juns to the beach and pukes....
i feel you carrie
i feel you

fin!